Privacy Policy

At Distortions Daily, we respect your privacy and are committed to protecting it. This policy outlines what information we collect, how we use it, and your choices regarding your data.

Information We Collect

• Standard server logs (IP address, browser type, etc.) automatically recorded for security and analytics purposes.
• When you sign up for an account, we collect your email address and create a user profile.
• Emails collected during signup are added to our mailing list for occasional updates, news, and new edition announcements.
• We use third-party services like Plausible Analytics (privacy-first) to anonymously collect visitor metrics. No personally identifiable information is tracked.
• We display third-party advertising (Google AdSense) which may use cookies to serve relevant ads.

Use of Information

The information we collect is used solely to:

• Maintain and improve website functionality and performance.
• Send important updates, newsletters, and occasional satirical dispatches to subscribed users.
• Analyze aggregate site usage trends (without tracking individuals).
• Serve advertisements to support the platform.

Cookies

We may use cookies to improve user experience and serve advertisements. You can disable cookies via your browser settings at any time.

Data Sharing

We do not sell, rent, or share your personal information with third parties outside of the services mentioned above (Plausible, Google AdSense). Your trust is important to us.

Satirical Content Disclaimer

All content on Distortions Daily is fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. References to real-world individuals, organizations, or events are purely satirical.

Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Updates will be posted on this page, and continued use of the site after changes indicates your acceptance of the updated policy.

Last updated: April 2025.